The Bar

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She’s chill. She’s glossy. She’s not FDA approved. A glass dry pipe shaped like a Xanax bar for the anxious hotties, overthinkers, and emotionally unavailable girlies who keep saying “I’m fine” when they clearly are not. Made from premium borosilicate glass and designed for recreational use only (wink).

You know that friend who’s always saying she “just needs to relax” but somehow runs on cold brew, stress, and delusion? Yeah. This is her pipe.

Meet The Bar — our glass ode to modern anxiety and the art of taking the edge off. She’s sleek, subtle, and just a little bit unwell (in the cutest way possible). Perfect for lighting up before your next spiral, calming down after a situationship text, or pretending your therapist told you this was self-care.
Perfect for:

💊 Hot girls with high cortisol
💊 People who love their meds and their weed
💊 Emotional support blunt enthusiasts
💊 Anyone who’s ever said “I can fix him”

Made from durable borosilicate glass, because fragile energy deserves sturdy glass. Ships in packaging cute enough to hide in plain sight on your vanity next to your actual meds.

💊 No prescription required
💊 Smooth draw, doctor-approved aesthetic
💊 Looks cute next to your water tumbler and emotional baggage

Take one puff daily, or as needed.