Shrimpette

Easy to Clean

She’s petite. She’s pink. She’s ready to party (cocktail style). The Shrimpette Pipe is serving seafood tower fantasy — a hand-blown glass shrimp fit for poolside puffing, late-night gossip, and main-character delusion. Made from premium borosilicate glass and 100% bad taste in the best possible way.

You know that girl who orders shrimp cocktail like it’s a personality trait? The one in kitten heels, glossy lips, and maybe a tiny bit of emotional damage? Yeah — this is her pipe.

Meet The Shrimpette — our shell-shocked sweetheart who’s redefining “high class.” She’s dainty, dramatic, and gives “mermaid off duty” energy. Whether you’re sunbathing, pre-gaming, or just spiraling in your robe with a seafood snack, she’s here to make it glamorous.

Perfect for:
🦐 Brunch-addicted baddies
🦐 Pisces placements and delusional dreamers
🦐 People who say “ew” but still eat shrimp
🦐 Anyone who loves a novelty glass moment

Made from premium borosilicate glass (because seafood deserves quality glassware). Ships in the cutest retro packaging that looks straight off a 70s Miami motel nightstand.

🦐 Smooth to smoke, spicy in spirit
🦐 Travel-friendly and tantrum-proof
🦐 Looks iconic on your vanity, plate, or beach towel

Serve hot. Smoke cold.