Parker Posey ~ Pre-Rolls

Parker Posey is back—and now she’s dripping in diamonds. 💎 A creamy, fruity hybrid that delivers feel-good vibes with a mischievous little wink—now supercharged with THCA diamonds for an extra-luxe, extra-fun smoke. Smooth, sparkly, and always the life of the party.

Balanced Hybrid • Sweet Candy Aroma • Diamond-Infused THCA Flower Pre-Roll

As iconic as her namesake, Parker Posey brings big main character energy—this time with a sparkle upgrade.
A cross of Zkittlez and Gelato, this hybrid is all creamy candy flavor and euphoric good vibes. Now infused with THCA diamonds for a stronger, smoother, longer-lasting high that hits like a flirty plot twist.

Expect a clean burn, a sweet finish, and a breezy buzz that keeps things light, lifted, and low-drama. Whether you’re headed to a spontaneous hang, texting your crush, or just romancing yourself, this cone's got your back.

💎 So Wait… What Is Diamond-Infused?
We took our premium THCA flower and dressed it up in little crystals of pure THCA (aka diamonds). When you light up, the diamonds melt into the flower and deliver a more potent, smooth, and sparkly high.
Think: regular weed’s hotter, richer sister.

📄 Certificate of Analysis (COA)
🧪 Cannabinoid Content:
• THCA: 42%
• Delta-9 THC: <0.3% (Compliant with 2018 Farm Bill)

⚠️ Disclaimers:
“All products contain less than 0.3% hemp-derived Delta-9 THC in compliance with the 2018 Farm Bill.”
“This product is not available for shipment to the following states: Arkansas, Hawaii, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont.”

🛒 Purchase Limit: 1oz (28g) per customer

✨ Perfect for:
✔️ Sweet mid-day resets without the crash
✔️ Spontaneous hangs, flirty convos, and inside jokes
✔️ Feeling bubbly, bright, and just a little unhinged (in the best way)